Where can i find some more sayings or qoutes or whatever it is like this?

i understand how scissors can beat paper,and i get how a rock can beat scissores,but theres no Fuc*ng way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors,why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in cl? ill tell you why,because paper cant beat anybody.a rock would tear that sh*t up in two seconds. when i play rock paper scissors,i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beathen me with their paper i punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh sh*t,im sorry,i thought paper would protect you,you a$$hole